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Post by C2LLN on Aug 18, 2009 9:24:33 GMT 1
The LAST pup, and the last chance....he is advertised elsewhere! Regulars would have seen him most weekends since being born at Southampton KF, be very quick! £250 
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Post by norfolkdick on Aug 18, 2009 20:49:40 GMT 1
Greetings Kite flyers and Moralists,
I don’t have any recently purchased kites for sale but; if on the other hand, I choose to purchase a Lilliputian four legged dumping machine from Collin I would sell it without hesitation if I thought it would enter the food chain at a Korean take away (sooner rather than later)
For all you practitioners of Fidolitry (the unnatural love of dogs) do not be put off by the miniscule size of this canine delight, it can dump the size of a English Mastiff! And will do so in your tent/awning or camper given a chance!
Hurry up only one little dumper left………….. too late? don’t worry it’s mother the delightful Gucci will produce another incestuous batch within the next week or so!!
Regards Fido Lovers
Dick
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Post by C2LLN on Aug 20, 2009 22:50:40 GMT 1
Greetings,
I get the gist of your post, but the consequence of the erudite vernacular utilized irrespective of necessity is that you wind up confusing the reader. Taking a sentence and swapping in synonyms plucked from a mind far superior to mine, is bound to warp the meaning and clarity of a sentence, because synonyms are not mathematical equals: They all have slightly different shadings. Describe someone as “angry” and it means one thing; describe them as “choleric” or “furious” or “splenetic” and you’re saying something slightly different. When your deliberation here is filled with these sort of swapped-in synonyms, it winds up having Frankensteinian seams: You can feel its cognitive artificiality, its constipated straining to convey a higher meaning.
To perorate (To conclude or sum up a long discourse) You wish to purchase this ‘immaculately’ conceived pooch Mr dick…or is it the UnstableNorfolkSlicer? No probs, I have it reserved for you, and remember 'A dog is not just for Christmas'....save a leg for Boxing Day.
Warm and the kindest regards to you and yours,
Neither a kiteflyer, fidolitrist or moralist.
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Post by C2LLN on Aug 23, 2009 15:09:52 GMT 1
Sorry Dick, you will be saddened to know I was offered £350 from a non kite flyer so I sold the little fella to them, and they assure me they would never consider eating him!!!  All is not lost however.....for your delight, delectation and culinary gastronomic gratification, how about these little beauties?
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Post by norfolkdick on Aug 23, 2009 19:37:59 GMT 1
Greetings Colin,
A shame about little Boris ( I hope his new owners have called him that) did you carry out a home visit and subject the new owners to psychological profiling to ascertain if they were fit and proper persons to own a mutt? You could ask them cleverly thought out questions like:- were you to find yourself in a situation where the only things to eat were your partner or little Boris, who would you choose? If the candidates for canine fostership choose their partner you would instantly know they were real Fidolistrists and suitable persons to own a mutt.
Anyway I hope his new Mummy and Daddy (I think that is the correct fido owning term) learn to love his cute little dumping ways.
Now the Ducks; they look delicious, I hope you have clipped their wings because if you have not it is only a matter of days to the 1st of September and the start of the wildfowling season if you don’t grasp them by the head and ‘wind them up ‘ before then, chances are they will be shot by a total stranger and eaten anyway!
See you at Portsmouth at 0901hrs Friday Morning
Best Regards
Dick
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